How was your weekend? Mine ended with a two-hour Zoom town hall with my twins’ school after multiple positive COVID cases resulting from weekly testing sent everyone into a tailspin.
Bless the school principal for keeping her cool amid the flurry of panicked questions, but I kept wanting to see gifs of her face during all of it. Her whole vibe was sort of a cross between Mckayla Maroney is not impressed and the Jet Blue flight attendant who, having dealt with one too many hellish passengers, quit over the PA system before grabbing some beer and peacing out down the emergency evacuation slide.
It’s an extremely relatable mood these days — both on and off the clock — isn’t it?
Anyway, we didn’t get the “close contact” notification, which would have required quarantine, so we sent the kids to school this morning with some modifications and a massive amount of anxiety. It’s tough. Working parents of unvaccinated kids: I see you! This one’s for you:
Oh, and yes, I did get a new Substack banner — thanks for noticing. 💃
Open Press Opportunities
I’m working on a variety of roundups featuring new venues in each of the following three cities: Las Vegas, Scottsdale/Phoenix, and San Diego. These venues should be new within the last six months and available for event booking (hotels, restaurants, lounges, activity venues, spas, and more). Please include with your pitch a link to interior photos as well as capacity information for full or partial buyout of the space.
I’m seeking a pediatrician as well as another qualified childhood expert (a pro in early childhood education, development, health, etc.) to answer some very easy questions related to the SEO-driven query: What age is a toddler considered to be?
I’m looking for qualified mental health professionals (or related) to discuss Christmas stress tips.
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